Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Weimaraner Way to Eradicate Pests

I'm thinking about hiring Anika out as pest control. She's proven herself so adept at hunting and killing fledgling birds that any small creature doesn't stand a chance with her.

In fact just yesterday she proudly presented me with some kind of baby rodent or small field mouse. When I told her to drop it, she obediently did. When I realized what it was and that it was still alive I commanded her to get it. She did and took it to her hidey-hole which is on her blankey in the garage.

Well, the rodent was still alive and since I didn't want to stomp on it, I threw it over the fence in the front yard. Later that evening I found its dead little body on the driveway.

So I wonder how much I could fetch for her services.

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