I'm thinking about hiring Anika out as pest control. She's proven herself so adept at hunting and killing fledgling birds that any small creature doesn't stand a chance with her.
In fact just yesterday she proudly presented me with some kind of baby rodent or small field mouse. When I told her to drop it, she obediently did. When I realized what it was and that it was still alive I commanded her to get it. She did and took it to her hidey-hole which is on her blankey in the garage.
Well, the rodent was still alive and since I didn't want to stomp on it, I threw it over the fence in the front yard. Later that evening I found its dead little body on the driveway.
So I wonder how much I could fetch for her services.
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